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Saturday, May 24, 2014

The State of the Internet

The state of the internet is entertaining, if broken down by common search terms in each state.

Some favorites:
CALIFORNIA: Alcoholics Anonymous / Bros Before Hos / Dandruff Cure / Food Poisoning / Google Glass / Kim Kardashian / Meat is Murder / Paris Hilton / Pokemon / Rogaine / What does Siri look like?
Analysis:  California has a variety pack of issues.
NEVADA:  Bitcoin / Breast Implants / Gamblers Anonymous / Great White (band) / Guy Fiery (TV chef) / Online Poker / Quiet Riot (band) / Tattoo Removal
Analysis:  The shallow hedonism that was the 1980s is alive and well in Nevada.

OREGON:  Allah / Sex / Spork
Analysis:  Somebody needs to go and check on Oregon.
RHODE ISLAND:  Andre the Giant / Beer Pong / Blumpkins / How to roll a blunt? / MSNBC
Analysis:  So is Rhode Island is just one big college fraternity?
UTAH:  The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints / Def Leppard (band) / Demolition Derby / Girls Gone Wild / Global Warming Hoax / Jay Leno / Kama Sutra / Laser Hair Removal / Magic Tricks / Mustaches / Star Trek / Star Wars / Twinkie / Tinder / Twilight (book series) / Weird Al Yankovic (singer) / What is the internet?
Analysis:  Utah spends too much time on the internet. 

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